Thursday, March 24, 2011

Lazy Man's Lobster No More!

I'm sure you've all heard of "Lazy Man's Lobster". However, if you havent, I suggest you come out from under that rock, first of all, and secondly, keep reading.

The idea for this dish came to me when I was pondering just how awesome food is. It happened to be in school, good thing I pay attention so well in class. (Since my Mom's the biggest fan of this blog, I figure I should throw in a little disclaimer right here...I finished all my work, don't worry, Mom!) Anyways, I then started thinking about comfort foods. If you think about, so many comfort foods are beyond messy, that you refrain from eating them. I'm a firm believer in the policy of, "If you want a certain type of food- you eat that type of food." So why should we hold back on our favorite dishes, just because theyre messy? Or rather, why cant we make a more bearable option that isn't embarassing to eat? Thus, my take on loaded potato skins. Between the dripping cheese sauce, breaking potato wedges, and faling bacon pieces, you cant tell me that once or twice you havent looked around to make sure no one was looking before you stuffed your face.


First, decide how many people you'll be serving. You'll need about 1 potato per person. Slice the potato into round slices of an even thickness. If your knife skills aren't too great...I mean, if you're a little rusty since your last Iron Chef challenge, try using a puntilla knife or even a non-serrated steak knife, rather than a santoku knife. The smaller blade will help you maintain more control. 

Once you're done slicing, toss the potatoes in some extra virgin olive oil, light works the best for cooking, and some kosher salt and pepper. Bake at 450 degrees for 10 to 15 minutes, then turn them over, and bake for another 10 to 15 minutes. They should be a little crispy on the outside, but still  potato-like on the inside. Once they're done, fill up your cocottes with the potato slices.

Take some of your favorite barbecue sauce, and drizzle it over the top of the potatoes. Be as liberal or as sparse as you'd like. If you want to add some heat to the dish, now is the time to add a few drops of your favorite hot sauce; drizzle it right onto the potatoes. On top of your sacues, add some chopped up bacon. I did about 1 to 2 tablespoons per cocotte. I also threw in some thinly sliced scallions at this point just for the added flavor. 

Grate up an equal blend of monterey jack, and cheddar cheese. This duo is perfect for the dish because it is sharp enough to taste, but it doesn't overpower the barbecue sauce and other flavors.

Cover the potatoes in cheese, and garnish with a tiny slice of bacon, and a scallion. Return to the oven until the cheese is melted and the piece of bacon on top is cooked. 


SERVE WITH:
-Some type of chicken, since there are so many flavors going on in here, a simple grilled chicken breast will be just bland enough to enhance the flavors of its accompaniment.


until next time,
K

NON-COOKS LIFELINE:

Lazy-Man’s Lobster- A lobster dish, most predominately known in New England, in which a lobster is served to you with all of its shell cracked, and all of the meat easily accessible.
Puntilla knife/non-serrated steak knife- These are two similar types of knives which have a larger blade then a paring knife, which is very small, but smaller than a chefs knife, which is one of the largest styles of knife, right before the cleaver. Serrated is when a knife has those little ridges of lines evenly spaced out on the blade.This means that you should cut the object in a saw-like motion.
Cocottes- small, cast iron pots. 







Black Bean Salsa...Non-Mexican's allowed.




You've just recieved an inviation to a party. You call to RSVP, and while doing so, know that it's only polite to ask if you can bring anything. You ask, even though you dont actually want to bring a single thing since your nine to five plus your 4 kid's soccer practices are taking over your life as it is. However, now you're obligated. Don't worry-I've got you covered.

A homemade black bean salsa is sure to make people think its taken you hours, when really, it'll only take you about 20 minutes. If you're making the trek up to Burlington, VT, the USA's most organic city, you can even make it organic...Told you I had your back.




First, get your sliced black olives. If you want them to blend in more, feel free to run a rough chop over them. Prepare about a quarter of a cup of them.

Then dice up some red onions, about a cup.

Chop up 2 large, or 3 medium sized tomatoes. There are more tomatoes in this dish because texturally, it is much more different than all of the other ingredients, it serves as a greatly welcomed change.

Next, add a can of corn. I know, I know, I'm supposed to be using all fresh, gourmet ingredients. However, I like canned because sincce the size of the kernels on an actual ear of corn differ so greatly, using canned corn ensures that you are not going to get any of the hard bottoms from the actual ear of corn. 

Finally, Chop up some green onions. Make sure you get green. Since we're already using a red ingredient (the tomato), as well a yellow one (the corn), green is a color option we havent yet used. You want to vary the colors in dishes because with different colors comes different pigents, which encompass different vitamins. 

Roughly chop some parsley up. Make sure its fresh. There's nothing worse than having an hors d'oeuvres consisting of almost all fresh food, and then killing it all with non flavorful dried herbs. A good rule to follow is to only use dried herbs in a meal consisting of a liquid, such as a soup. This is the case because then the liquid will rejuvenate the herbs and make them work relatively close to how fresh ones would. 



Add one can of black beans, juices included. It will be kind of thick but as you mix all of the ingredients together, the juices from the other vegetables with thin it out. This means that after all the juices mix together, there will be more flavor by the end.


You're going to need about 1 and a half, to 2 tablespoons of ground cumin. Cumin is a spice commonly used in mexican cooking. It's the spice that counteracts the acidity of the often used tomato. Thats why alot of times people with acid reflux can hold down mexican food, as opposed to Italian food, better. It also deepens the flavor of the food.

Mix all of the ingredients together, and try to serve immediately so that the red onion doesn't release too many of its juices into the dish, and overpower the other flavors. If you are running really short on time, and can't prepare this dish right before it needs to be served, toss the onion in the freezer for about 30-40 minutes. This freezes the enzymes in the onion, by breaking down the cell wall that relases the sulfates. These sulfates are responsible for making you cry. Even though now, your recipes are THAT good. 

SERVE WITH: 
-Tortilla chips. For a more intriguing look, try mixing together different colored chips, such as the blue corn tortilla chips, and the sun dried tomato tortilla chips, with the original white corn ones. This adds for a more appealing look, which in turn gets more people to try it. 

until next time,
K


NON-COOKS LIFELINE:

Rejuvenated herbs- This occurs when a dried herb has been added to a hot liquid. The liquid will then infuse itself into the dried herb, and bring it somewhat close to its original, fresh state.



braised short ribs say what?!

Over the weekend my brother bought me a few of the Le Creuset cast iron pots. I have wanted one since I was 8, and after all this time, I finally got one-and I love it. Thank God for brothers, right? Although extremely expensive, I think it's worth it. I chose my first endeavor with this pot to be to make some braised short ribs, knowing that I'd need a pan that could serve as both stovetop, and oven capable. I kind of 'winged it' and threw together some red wines and balsamic vinegars with a variety of herbs to add depth to the flavor making sure that the wine wouldnt be overpowering. Don't be concerned about it flaming up on you while adding it to the pot- you only need to worry about that with alcohol that is 50 proof or above. I chose to make a trinity before hand to add extra flavors to the meat while it cooked, also ensuring that it wouldn't taste strictly like a textured wine. I also decided to sear the meat before it was braised, and bake it for a few minutes after so that it would have some texture changes in there while consumed, making it even more palatable.  I've included some pictures and some outlined instructions so that if you want to try my take on it, you can. 

First, season the short ribs with pepper and chives. Refrigerate overnight. 

Take the ribs out of the refrigerator an hour before cooking and let them sit. This is so that they reach an equilibrium temperature with the room, which will help them sear better later on. Add salt half an hour before searing.

Heat 2 pads of butter until melted in your cast iron pot. Watch this closely because if it turns brown, and is not translucent anymore, you've burnt the butter. Clean the pan with cold water and start over. Do not try to use it anyways-butter becomes extremely bitter when overcooked. 

Sear the short ribs in batches. if you crowd all of the meat together, you'll accomplish nothing but uneven cooking. Give the meat room to breathe-this is crucial to make sure that it cooks properly, as well as maintaining and creating as much flavor as possible. You can see some brown spots on the bottom of the pan, that is not burnt butter, its just remains of some of the meat. leave it there- we'll scrape it off later for more flavor in our reduction.

Once you're done searing the meat, it should look somthing like this. Let it rest while you make your reduction-and please, for my sanity, do not poke and prod it, nor cut it to see if it is cooked through. It shouldn't be cooked through, and serving a piece of meat that looks like a pocket dictionary because of all your slits in it isn't too appealing.


Dice up carrots, celery, and onions to make a basic Italian trinity- also called a soffrritto. About a cup of each component.

After searing all of the meat, add the trinity into the butter mixture that is remaining after the meat has been seared. I added fresh bay leaves, some thyme, chives, and parsely as well at this point. Use a wooden spoon and scrape the brown remains from the meat off the bottom of the pot. This adds more flavor to the dish than you can imagine. Saute until the onions just begin to carmelize.

Now it's time to add the alcohol. Add about 2 cups of a hearty red wine, I chose a cabernet sauvignon, and about 1 1/2 cups of a port wine. A Port wine is a type of dessert wine made in portugal. It differs from other red wines because Brandy is added to it during fermentation. Add about 2 tablespoons of balsamic vinegar at this time- it will deepen the flavor later on when we make the reduction. Also add about 6 cups of beef broth at this time. This will help break up the continuity of the wine flavor and dilute it a little bit, as well as bring out the natural flavors of the beef.  

Boil all of the ingredients down, making a reduction until it reduces by half...It should look something like the above. Don't expect it to thicken up, yet.

Once your liquid has reduced, add your meat back into the pot. 

Cover the pot tightly with tin foil, then place the lid on top of the foil. This will enure that your ribs remain as moist as possible.

Place in the oven, and bake on 325 degrees for about 3 hours. 

After having baked for 3 hours, the meat should have fallen off of the bone by now. Remove them from the pot and bake for about ten to fifteen minutes at 425. This will make the edges slightly crispy, and change the texture, so that there is not too much textural continuity throughout the meal, making the diner want to eat more.

While the meat is in the oven, start on the sauce. I boiled it and made another reduction, since more liquid had been added since some of the juices of the meat had escaped. Boil it down until it reduces; however, if you are having trouble getting it to thicken, mix equal amounts of cornstarch and cold water together. Thoroughly whisk into the boiling liquid for a minute to avoid lumps. Don't add too much cornstarch. Start off at maximum with a tablespoon, you can always add more, but if you add too much it wil turn into a consistency that is almost jelly-like. Remove the bones before serving.


SERVE WITH:

-Mashed potatoes or some type of starch. Another good option would be smashed potatoes, with Red Bliss potatoes, leaving the skins on. This adds a nice texture change to the potatoes.

-You could also try some sauteed swiss chard with some pearl onions mixed in. Serving the meat on a bed of this would be an awesome idea for a more gourmet take on the dish.

until next time,
K


NON-COOKS LIFELINE:

Braising- Braising is a technique used for cooking meats, in which they are cooked at relatively low temperatures for a long time, and are in some type of liquid the entire time.
Proof- A proof is a system used to measure how much alcohol is in wine, or any other alcoholic beverage. If you bought a 50 proof wine, that would mean that 25% of what was in that bottle would be alcohol. To find a proof, you just double the percentile of the alcohol, or do vice versa and cut the proof in half to find the percentage. 
Trinity- A trinity is used in many dishes. They are used as the building blocks for a multitude of meals. However, each culture has a different trinity. The most widely used one is the Italian trinity, consisting of onion, carrots, and celery, in a 1:2:3 ratio. A soffrritto is just the Italian word for trinity.


Saute-To saute a food is when you cook it over a medium heat level and making sure that it doesn't stick to the pan by keeping it in almost constant motion by either tossing it up and back into the pan, more commonly known as making it "jump", or by stirring it. There should also be a small amount of some type of hot fat, ie. butter, oil, or lard, depending on the dish.
Sear- To sear meat means that you place it on a very hot pan without moving it around too much. The point of this is to get some type of caramelized crust on the meat by bringing out its natural sugars with the high heat, while still maintaining the juiciness of the meat on the inside. That’s why we let the meat reach room temperature; it ensures that all of the juices have gone to the internal part of the meat.
Reduction- A reduction is when you heat up some type of liquid and let it boil until it actually lessens in size.]It causes the liquid to thicken and it intensifies its flavor, because all of the unneeded and unflavored liquid is gone due to evaporation.